Sam

Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.

"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"

by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG November 9, 2012

Sam

Sam is defined as a very arrogant weirdo who thinks he knows everything about Hettie but really doesn't. He is self-obsessed in masturbating but still can't turn on any girls. The only girl that is attracted to him is Charlie Baker. When they Fuck truffle butter comes out Charlie's ass hole. The only down side to this is they both share Charlie's cold. When Charlie sucks Sam dick Sam can't let an orgasm out because he is so sick.

Charlie: Hey Sam, wanna cum over so we can make some truffle butter?
Sam: Only if it includes eating the truffle butter liquid????

by JeuJeuB May 20, 2016

Sam

A big douchebag who has no friends.he is normally fat and a wetty a dickhead and a troll

That guys such a sam

by Hdidjdjdjdn April 18, 2018

Sam

A girl who wants to get mentally AND physically fucked by Bob Marley! She hates gravy with the passion of 1000 burning suns. Her closet is probably bigger than Jeffrey stars boyfriend. (Pretty big and beefy) She’s nice on the outside but on the inside she’s the devils best friend NO ecquaintance. Sam will attract boys like bees are attracted to honey, and get attached to dogs with cherry eye like Donald trump is attached to building a wall.

Sam: Bob Marley is zeee shat
Devil: who will we mentally fuck with today
Sam: Jeffrey Stars big and beefy boyfriend!

by Ruby loscerman May 1, 2019

sam

ugly girl that likes mason she is so horny for mason. She has a fucked up lip and she is so nasty she is so fat no one likes this ugly hoe

sam ugly hoe

by gaige forrest March 7, 2017

Sam

A highly attractive male, often spotted sporting army pants, glasses and a ridiculous T-shirt with the stupidest scarf ever attached, who unfortunately claims to remain emotionally unavailable to the utter despair of the entire female population. A self-ascribed playwright who knows absolutely everything about philosophy and politics, at just 18 he will generally have conquered the world.

"Look at that pretentious git, what a Sam!"

by Turner4 March 19, 2013

Sam

Sams a gay kid who plays to many videogames and doesnt go outside or take showers

Sam doesn’t take showers so smells like shit

by Shmeasy June 13, 2019