salad vegan 

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.

Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.

salad vegan by 195758109843 May 18, 2022

Salad Boy 

A homesexual vouyer and peeping tom. Is sometimes mistaken as a scot or vision of Lucifer disguised as Holstein milk cow. Can,be seen throwing gang signs around, a very short fat retarded boy named Damuelsaurus who isnt strictly a dick only gay boi like Salad Boy. They dont,do much in life until the stop ODing themselves by intravenous injection of pure black tar rooster jizz.

Hot woman:.. Look that guy has very small dirty penis..I bet hes a mudturtle.
Psycho Stalker: He'll naaaaa thats Salad Boy but he also,dresses up like a lizard and sucks penis.

Salad Boy by Sgt badmuthfer June 18, 2022

Salad Avoider

Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.

Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.

Salad Avoider by JambiTheDiddler July 2, 2022

Salad Ass 

Salad Ass is an individual whom, for whatever reason is an effeminate male or a feminist hag. The term derived from "Nancy Boys" and manly overweight chicks during the summer of 1970 whereas they enjoyed "salad" over normal human food. These individuals were whiny, over sensitive salad asses who would protest anything at any given time. Precursors to today's leftist.

Hey will you shut the fuck up about that goddamn whole in the ozone layer? You're such a fucking "salad ass!"

Salad Ass by TROLLASAURUS_REX_EMERITUS July 3, 2022

Salad tossing 

PFC martin is into salad tossing

PFC martin like to eat or have his asshole ate by salad tossing

Salad tossing by MartinMartin013 July 19, 2022

Salad Toss with Bacon Bit 

When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.

My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).

Salad Toss with Bacon Bit by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Salad picker

Someone that’s a picky eater even if it’s a salad

Don’t bring Mary to the party she’s such a salad picker

Salad picker by White lotus August 29, 2022