crab salad

n. when a infestation of pubic lice becomes so severe that it begins to surround the anus and an unkowing person begins to perform oral sex on the anus

"Surprise!" Jody yelled as Jacob began to gag after licking her ass,"Its Crab Salad."

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Seizure Salad

When one person has a seizure and starts a chain reaction. Suddenly, a whole bunch of people end up writhing on the floor together.

Person 1: Oh no! I'm having a seizure!
Person 2: Be carefull, you might start a seizure salad!

by Alexis and Brianna December 3, 2009

Nerf Salad

Enough said

Julian: ay yo Dallas have you seen all the new freshman, they mad ugly bitties
Dallas: Nerf Salad

by TrueGangsta94 September 10, 2010

salad dressing

A process involving the ejaculation of semen on, in, or near a waiting rectum.

--This is a procedure popular among the homosexual community.

She likes ranch salad dressing.

by stillborndesires April 7, 2005

Tossin' Salad

Licking an asshole.

He tossed a lot of salads in prison.

by big hedd September 16, 2003

salad in the wind

The feeling when you remove your bra

*Le me goes home from school and takes off ratchet ass expensive ass bra*
"SALAD IN THE WIND"

by ohkillem012839271 November 20, 2013

egg salad

6 hard boiled eggs, shelled and mooshed up. Add a small amount of mayonase, a drop of mustard, some celery and/or pickle relish and salt, pepper and paprika to taste. Chill before serving.
Serving Suggestion: With lettuce on white bread.

The egg salad sandwich that my old man ate gave him such deadly gas that i made him sleep in the garden shed.

by Succubus February 6, 2005