Samuel

Samuel is a kind-hearted person, a little dumb but very smart. He's got the best compliments to give in town. You might always find him stuck in his thought, but don't be upset, because his thoughts are about you. Also he is destined to be a successful storyteller.

It is such a Samuel day! Yeahhhh

by AGlobalPendamic November 23, 2020

samurai twister

When someone sticks two fingers up your arse with one hand while tugging on your balls with the other and nibbling on your bellend

My mrs surprised me last night with a samurai twister and I wasn’t expecting that before bedtime

by Walks the man December 13, 2020

Samuel

One of the finest and most beautiful names in the history of names, some people might also say that all Samuels are sexy asf and hot.

Daaaaamn, Samuel is really hot, my model friend was right.

by Samuel, the real one December 31, 2020

Samuel L Jackson attack

When a person is sleeping you stab them and when they wake up you say "sorry did I break your concentration"

Person 1: Can you go on xbox
Person 2: Nah sorry I'm in jail for doing the samuel L jackson attack on someone

by Joseph_Goeballs.daddy January 3, 2021

Samuel

An emotionally constipated rock.

Person 1: Hey, do you think she likes you?
Person 2: Nah, she's just always like that.
Person 1: Stop being such a Samuel

by Cheese on Toast with Pineapple January 19, 2021

Samuel

Boomer

Samuel is a boomer

by Marde69 February 11, 2021

Samunism

3rd faction political party that plans to succeed part of florida and grow coffee as their cash crop and use me who reach at least a 9 on the 10 pt scale as indentured servants (this requires an 8 pack)

welcome to samunism we are samunists that love coffee and plan to rule the world... JOIN US OR DIE

by samunist101 May 4, 2021