Twat Swatter

A woman who stops another woman from getting laid.

woman is talking to man, going to get laid.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.

by lucky biych September 13, 2009

scatti

The act of splitting/stretching/spreading two items. Usually applies to legs, but may also be used for other things - eg, opening an umbrella, spreading apart ass cheeks, doing the splits, etc.
May also mean 'torn', 'split' or 'ripped'.

Ok, madam, scatti your legs so I can take a pap smear.

by Googles January 8, 2004

Seattie

What people call Seattle who are not from Seattle but do so because they think people from Seattle nickname their city Seattie. It's basically a way to not sound like a tourist or someone who just moved to the city, but the person who says it this way ends up sounding like one anyway.

Ya bra I totally am digging the Seattie vibe!

by saucyBdog January 1, 2012

Seattle Taquito

When one has sex with a women who considers herself a hipster, but also must be hispanic. In order to perform the Seattle Taquito said bitch needs to consume a metric fuckton of laxatives, when the fart box is ready to produce its turd parade you must wrap your member in flatbread so it resembles a non filled taquito. Then, you insert your peeny into her bum bum await the ensuing craptastrophe to fill the flat bread, then pull out and eat it.

Person 1: Dude I was looking through my parents photos in the attic and I saw them performing the Seattle Taquito at Woodstock, shit was crazy, literally.

Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.

by the tacquistador November 30, 2013

seattle mudshark

When you find a fish and you try to insert it into a girls pussy. Also, for added authenticity, you may want to try being in Seattle.

"Yo man, my daddy pulled a Seattle Mudshark on my mom last night and now I'm scarred for life."
"You lucky you's a guy. My boyfriend did that to me in '03'"

by Walk the Jewels June 18, 2018

Scattle

A scat battle.

mom can i have the boys over tonight, were having a scattle

by lukejbgaming January 6, 2020

West Seattle High School

West Seattle High School is a school so liberal that the of these snow flakes. A school so filled with STD’s that condoms are handed out like the F’s at this school. A school so entrenched in PC terms that even thinking there are two genders is illegal. Our dances are a semi-clothed orgy.

Definition- Satans high school/ orgy

Guy 1 From West Seattle High School, “ Did you just fucking label me a ‘Guy’ . You fucking maga hat piece of shit. Gender is a social construct.”

by SpaceMan226 April 30, 2019