Stones 

Short for Black P. Stone Nation a gang formed in Chi-Town part of the peoples set colors are black and red signs are a pyramid with BPS on it and 5 pt star. In the past use to be identified with Bulls clothing and hats tilted to the left.

My homie Mali use to stay 79th and May
One of my best friends from back in the day
Down the street from Calumet a school full of Stones
He nick named me K-Rock so they'll leave me alone
Bulls Jacket with the hat broke way off

Stones by Adrien (Neighborhood AsSaSsIn) October 4, 2005

Stoner slut 

A girl who will flirt/date/hook up with you as to smoke your weed and not have to buy her own. Similar to the virgin who dates you so you'll take her to the movies every friday night.

I'm such a stoner slut... I dated colin half the summer just to smoke his weed. Then the weed ran out and we both got bored. He ended up hooking up with Aly at her party, and I went on to date michael. We were all happy.

I felt so bad about smoking his shit all the time, I invited him for a night of smirnoff & vodka. He was DD though, and I felt bad so I hooked up with him. The resulting hickey made mike so jealous he asked me out the next day. We were all happy.

Joey has the best shit. That's why Meghan is such a stoner slut and always fucks his ugly ass.

Kristen wanted Clinton's pretty blue bong so bad she blew him for it. That stoner slut is my bitch!

Stoner slut by stonahsarah October 24, 2008

Stones Throw 

A Stones Throw is a short distance.

Durham is the best place to be stoned I have ever been it has mad bridges and a stone throne a stones throw away whose back is gargoyle faces.

Stones Throw by Joe Czucha November 11, 2003

stoner 

one who uses (smokes or eats) cannabis recreationally . We tend to be nice people so stop oppressing and scapegoating us for thing like murder, war, and rape for making a PERSONAL LIFE CHOICE to smoke a plant!

the stereotype: long, shaggy hair, crazy facial hair, reeks of ganja, bloodshot eyes, eating copious amounts of junk food, and wearing a 'legalize it' t-shirt. This is what we get labeled as. Ignorance, arrogance, and bad commericials ensue.

stoner: I Made the desicion to take control of my own body by making a life choice to smoke a virtually harmless plant which has been used by mankind for 10,000+ years and never caused a single fatality, and harming no-one.

*is for some reason cut in half by a chainsaw-weilding nazi straight edge teenager and set ablaze by a zombie version of Harry Anslinger*

One of the two: stupid fucking stoners! See what they made me do!!

stoner by asdfsa October 1, 2006

stones 

noun.

Two oval shaped organs of the male genitalia. Also known as testes The responsibility of the stones is to produce baby batter and bang against a woman's ass while you are plowing her twat.

Did you see what happened to John? Yeah he got hit in the stones and he dropped like a sack of shit.

stones by burnz March 24, 2005

stoner boner 

when someone who's high gets really horny •good vibe tribe•

(stoner boner)So one day we smokd & then we laid on the couch for awhile, then he took me to his room.I was sittin there & before I could react he grabd my ankles & yankd me down all in one motion so I was layin on my back & he got on top of me and startd kissin me.We startd to make out as his hands wanderd.He unhookd my bra & startd to feel my boobs undr my bra.He was startin to get hard & I could feel his boner through his sweat pants.He rippd my shirt off & startd kissin my neck. then I rolld over so I would be on top of him & I startd feelin up & down his muscular chest & chiseld abs.He took his shirt off as I movd down lowr to remove his sweat pants.I grippd his hard dick & startd to stroke him.Then I movd down & put his hard cock in my mouth & began to suck, hard.He moand as I put his cock deepr into my throat until he flippd me over so he would be on top again.He rippd my shorts off & startd fingerin me slowly & finally straddld me & enterd me.He startd thrustin, slowly then hardr & fastr.The whole bed was rockin back & forth as he thrustd himself deepr into me.Then he reachd down & startd rubbin my clit as he fuckd me.I screamd in pleasure & wrappd my legs around his waist.He never slowd his pace & kept fuckin me hardr as he movd my legs onto his shoulders & leand forward until my knees were on my chest & fuckd me until I cummd all over him.He put my legs back down & kept fuckin me until he cummd inside of me & collapsd on top of me, exhaustd.

stoner boner by kittykat88 June 24, 2014

stoner 

someone who enjoys smoking (or eating) weed or a regular basis... stoners are really chill, whether from all the weed, or just cause they're like that. stoners can function well whether they're stoned or not and they dont need to be stoned (high on marijuana) to have a good time. they are relaxed, usually good at music, often play guitar and sometimes other more exotic instruments. The stereotype of stoners as lazy freeloaders and dropouts just isnt true. most stoners do have bad memories, but we make up for it by having freer, more innovative thoughts. smoking weed just gives a stoner a better way of seeing things, and lets them be happy and relaxed almost all the time. we are usually friendly unless you look down on us or treat us like junkies, which we're not.

when people call me a stoner, i say "thank you"

stoner by angie.s January 11, 2009