shart

When you try to fart, but a bit of shit comes out instead - a "wet fart" (shart = shit + fart). Usually unexpected and always embarrassing, a shart can also create an uncomfortable "wet" sensation where it's least desired.

After sharting my pants, I walked to the bathroom and changed my boxers, trying to keep the impression that nothing had happened.

by pinkboxerguy September 6, 2005

Siberian faux shart

Because of the below freezing temperatures, a wet fart in Siberia is in danger of freezing post sphincter relaxation and creating the impression one has just sharted

Boris was scared he had just sharted his pants, but he soon realised that he has just done a wet fart that had frozen instantaneously. 'Wow', Boris conclued, 'thats what they call a Siberian faux shart'.

by JSquizzle August 25, 2004

Sartorians

The Sartorians are amazing people who stan the amazing Jacob Sartorius. They are super nice and never fail at defending their idol. They always have your back and are part of the strongest fandom. They have been through so much but never fail to stick together.

Person: Wow the Sartorians are so amazing!!

Othet person: I know right! They're pretty great.

by my.kingjs September 26, 2018

shart

When you try to fart and shit your pants.
I know this from the movie Along Came Polly when the guy sharts at the party.

Son of a bitch, I just sharted

by Stephen Carboni January 11, 2005

Shart

a) halfway between a shit and a fart.
b) a wet fart
c) a fart that smells so bad it could actually be a shit.

Person 1: *farts badly*
Person 2: "Faaaak bru, that was a shart"

"Man I think I just sharted!"

by turdmeister July 12, 2009

jacob sartorious

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover

wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016

Shart

The horrible thing pugs (and other dogs) do while they sleep.
A wet mess that smells like fish and shit.
Clean up involves lots of soap and hot water applied to his tail, legs, and asshole.

Bubba, did you shart again?!

by eekbaby June 24, 2008