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Fps Spread

Where you have a blowjob when playing a first person shooter and you're losing because you can't concentrate.
Bf: let's fps spread
Gf: Sounds like fun
by EPICRUSSIANPOTATOES March 31, 2016
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Spreading The Love

Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.
"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"

"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"
by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021
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God spreading

Dude, stop god spreading the car is already stuffy.
by WarKami September 9, 2021
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wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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fam spreading

When a family or group of friends spreads out in a walkway so that others cannot pass them.
Oh great, another family is fam spreading, now we have to walk slowly behind them.
by BirchJulius December 14, 2020
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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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Spread The Butter

"spread the butter"

like when people are making a show with little material

they just "spread the butter" to make it seem like a full idea

when anything bigger has a smaller source

he really "spread the butter" about his athletic skills

can also work in reference to fibbing
That definition seems like she "spread the butter" on it.
by Aissakur March 21, 2023
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