SBITE

an acronym for- shoot(fuck) the bitch in the eye... founded in Kingston, NY and inspired by Leroy Fist. It's a form of punishment to bitchy hoes.

"the bitch was pissing me off so i invented the sbite and sbited the shit out of her... now she only sees in 2d- i think i taught her a lesson" - Leroy Fist

by niggaajames February 4, 2009

Shitex

Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.

Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).

Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.

Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.

"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"

by Thom June 19, 2006

Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance

1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

shitem

A term used by law enforcement on the east coast to describe criminals. May be spelled "shitim" "shitum"

Look at all the shitems clockin' on the corner today. Our holding cells are filled with shitems.

by Frank Castle July 3, 2006

shitewash

Insult for the inanimate, which it not even good enough to be equated with a whole shit - rather, the bday-era bumdregs washed from soiled cracks.

A: "What did you think of my book?"
B: "It was utter shitewash."

by ~swan July 1, 2005

shitenite

A night out clubbing/drinking where u dont pull any women or get any phone numbers etc...

male1: Man, i havent got laid in like a month!
male2: Yep, just another shitenite.

by Yeah Roy!! August 3, 2007

shiteroonie

an expleteive when something frustrating happens.

1. Well, shiteroonie, I left my cigarettes at the whorehouse!

by Voodoo Guru August 17, 2007