shirt

"shit" without the "r"

commonly typoed as "shit" when writing about an essay on shirts. Rresults in a bad grade.

by Dim September 24, 2003

Shirt Wedgie

When your backpack pulls up on the back your shirt as you walk and tucks it between your back and your pack, exposing the full suppleties and curvatures of your behind and, likely, your Transformers underpants.

"Well, I'll see ya later!"

"Hold up, bro. You got a shirt wedgie goin' on. Pull that shit down before someone else sees your buttcrack."

by CosmoGB February 15, 2009

shiraz

a kind person with a big heart,very intelligent and caring for those around them.

The name shiraz

by Rasoolie_boy September 24, 2020

Pussy Shirt

A particular shirt, that when worn in public has mystical powers to be alluring to many women, drawing them to the wearer. Is it the color?- maybe. Is it the fabric?- maybe. Is it the style?- maybe. Is it the guy wearing it?- most likely not. No one really knows for sure.

Chris has this long-sleeved, button down shirt in a particular shade of green that we refer to as his "Pussy Shirt". Every time he wears it he draws the attention of the ladies. How do you know when he plans on wearing it that day? As he is getting dressed that morning, you can hear him calling: Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Yea, you just know that he is going to be bringing home some hot new trim tonight and the pussy shirt is about to claim it's next victim!

by MTF March 14, 2012

pulling shirt

n. A garment to which you are particularly attached due to its acting as something of a lucky charm when it comes to wooing the opposite sex (pulling).

I get lucky almost every time I wear my pulling shirt.

by keyshaw August 9, 2005

t-shirts

Something UrbanDictionary.com is selling now to increase popularity amonst teenagers who see their friends wearing the said shirts.

Can these so called 'shirts' be aquired from out of America?

by B-Drac September 16, 2003

Laverne & Shirley

These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.

President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017