A man who is a literal spanner. Works the pole but not in the fun sexy way and smells so bad his soap runs from him in the bath.
by I_Koda_I November 30, 2024
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“By rowan red and heather green,
By herb and brew and things unseen.”
She'll conjure potions and remedies to help you with your woes. These concoctions will rarely work as advertised, and you'll be lucky to come out unimpaired.
“By rowan red and heather green,
By herb and brew and things unseen.”
She'll conjure potions and remedies to help you with your woes. These concoctions will rarely work as advertised, and you'll be lucky to come out unimpaired.
Saffy crafted him a love potion, now his knees don't work!
Saffy spooked me when I was pissing in the woods!
Saffy spooked me when I was pissing in the woods!
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evil (i still love you), nicest, sassiest, sweetest, most loving, and most caring human ever. i love saffina
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saffina, you’re the love of my life
by seancampbell18 October 6, 2025
Get the saffina mug.When something annoys you, it disassembles your scaffolding. If your scaffolding has been disassembled, it can mean you're in a bad mood.
Do you know what really disassembles my scaffolding? Pigeons. They disassemble scaffolding for a lot of people, I know, but they truly disassemble mine. Fucking pigeons!
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Get the Jack Schaffner mug.Is a loyal, and amazing friend with the desire to provide for his family and friends. He is the sigma male and is desired by both alfa and betas alike. He is very smart athletic and good at fishing fighting and fucking. He seem to be extremely strict with his children but is so loving and pure that he'd never resort to violence with his child. He is a true and thoughtful person who can be very violent when provoked.
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