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Salsa Snack

A delicious meal that can and should be served at every meal. A sexual innuendo deriving from the classic video displayed on salsasnack.com. Did I forget to mention it's delicious?
Bob: Yo, broham, want a salsa snack?

Chloe: Oh boy would I!
by CallMeCommander August 7, 2010
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chunky salsa

Military term refering to the unidentifiable mass of blood and bone fragmetns left over when a fragmentation gernade in thrown into an occupied room / bunked / cave made from a strong material such as concrete or rock. The shrapnel from the gernade doesn't have the power to pierce the walls, but too much momentum to stop. So it simply bounces around in the room for a while until all occupants are reduced to small bits resembling chunky style chip salsa.
What to do when you got a bunker full of diehard? Toss a frag in and try not to step in the chunky salsa.
by awelltrainedferret May 7, 2007
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Seal Fucking

Screwing a squirter who just lays there and claps like a seal. Arh! Arh! Arh!
How did it go last night?

It was worse than starfish...it was seal fucking.
by DrinkingFishingFucking June 18, 2014
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Salsa Dancing

A performance art where the follower ( typically a woman ) voluntarily allows the leader ( typically a man ) to respectfully do whatever he wants to her body using choreographed ( and sometimes improvised ) combinations like inside turns and hammerlocks. When the song ends they typically thank each other and move on to new partners. Contrary to popular belief a salsa club is not a meat market like a regular club. It typically consists of 70%+ regulars who treat the customers like family. Hookups happen but are rare since predominately Hispanic clientele tends to be more on a conservative side, the feminist openly down to hookup hangs at a dive bar not a salsa club. Salseras typically hold out for a boyfriend or a husband.
I can't I'm sober now, what do sober people even do on a Friday night?
They go salsa dancing duh
by Mustardeer October 15, 2018
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baritone seal

1) The sound, during sex of any kind that involves a phallus (organic or otherwise), made by its quick (& sometimes painful) ejection from the cavity in which it was plunging. The resultant 'POP!' when echoed inside the cavity, is the baritone seal. The POP is, much like a freshly-opened pickle jar, the breaking of the seal.

2) The seal-like moaning sounds made, usually accompanied by sealion-esque bucking and thrashing, by certain types of sexual partners nearing orgasm.
1) "I was getting deepthroated by Theresa last night when I got excited and slipped out--you should have heard the baritone seal it made, bro! Sounded like a hotdog bustin in a microwave!"

2) Yo, I tried to hook up wit Robin last night, but she started letting out baritone seals when I went down on her--bitch was putting on a Sea World show, dawg!
by glandcyclops August 19, 2008
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Lu-seal

an awesome person with on of the coolest names. also has the best hand wighting ever!
hey lu-seal!

you have a cool name
and

cool hand wighting!
by greatevil1 May 31, 2011
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semen seal of approval

The act of approving a pornographic magazine by masturbating all over it.
Josh: How did you like that playboy.

Mike: It has my semen seal of approval.
by Joshua B-rooks July 6, 2012
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