Scrub Master

The art of mastering being a dickhead and screwing everything up.

Damnit that scrub master is ruining are party.

by WordsDontLie June 4, 2017

Scrub

Somebody who tries too hard to act like they are funny, cool, or with the crowd. When in actuality, they are just being an idiot to think that they can call someone out on something and think that others will laugh at their ignorant attempt at trying to be cool by calling somebody something so stupid, and overrated, that they need to just stop.

That Scrub over there needs to stop trying so damn hard to fit in.

by Allumina February 28, 2015

Scrub

Taking the time, in the shower, to place your fingers around the clitoris, and vigorously clean yourself whilst also providing organic pleasure.

30 mins, plenty of time for a scrub and makeup before going out. Oh, and a shower.

by DoubleEntendre2 January 20, 2024

Scrub

Very much like spud, scrub is someone who is extremely dumb, but also extremely useless.

Jess: Ashlee can you stop being such a scrub Ashlee: fuck off Jess

by official_snazzy March 28, 2020

Scrub the poop deck

Verb, a euphemism for eating out somebody's ass, popularized by pirate meme culture in mid 2023

Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!

Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!

Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?

Cap'n: ...

by janey-e1999 September 23, 2023

Scrub

Anne weaver

"I hate scrubs" *looks at Anne weaver* "scrub"

by Sjdjejdjied August 7, 2017

scrub

A motocross bike whip

"Bro! Look at that scrub!"

by dababysbaby69 January 18, 2023