Uncle Stoner

Homosexual web stalker.

Uncle Stoner usually describes a person that surfs the web/sucks dick all day. Known to cling on the next man's nuts.

by Wonton March 25, 2003

360 no-scoper

When pro's spin round without a scope, and finishes in a 360 degree angle, and kills someone as you shoot them, just as you have finished your 360.

Pro: Found you you stupid noob!

Noob: Oh, hello, funny man.

He does a 360 no-scoper

Pro; OMFG!!! GET OWNED!!! YEAH YOU LITTLE ****!!!
I'M YOLOSWAGGERMEISTER!!!

Noob cries his eyes out and screams like a little sissy girl:b NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Thy Valedictorian Creator September 10, 2014

Stoner Word

A word you create when you are stoned or high. Pockage is a stoner word.

"Hey man, we partied so hard last night, and came up with the best Stoner Word!"

by Kelli & Morgan June 23, 2008

stoner jacket

A jacket like a Baja Hoodie (Drug Rug) that people who smoke weed use to smoke in. This is mainly due to the fact that it's basically a blanket hoodie, that absorbs a lot of the odor/smoke.

Jaiden and I got hella high high this weekend, and my Stoner Jacket reeks!!

by HeavyWeightJaneSmoker May 8, 2014

philosophical stoner

Believing that you can figure out complex things that you couldn't when you're sober. Very mental, and deep about everything, very creative thinkers while high.

creative stoner philosophical stoner

by Just259 September 9, 2013

stoner

- One that is inclined to smoke cannabis on a habitual basis to achieve a continuously desired mindset.

- The Stoner is naturaly a mild mannered individual who enjoys sharing the cannabis with others so they may also achieve the desired mindset brought on by smoking the natural herb.

- Stoners dedicate copious amounts of their income twords purchasing, growing and/or collecting paraphernalia to provide the means to smoke more cannabis.

That dude, Richard is a total stoner.
He's high so often that I don't think he knows what it's like not to be stoned.

by mandregan November 17, 2006

stoner

Someone who is just generally laid back and enjoys everybodys company and loves to smoke. Usually loves rock music and weed.

A stoner is someone that's played guitar for 2 hours straight and can't remember any thing they played due to smoking too much weed and killin their memory. (like me)

by xXKaylaXx September 16, 2008