One-Armed Scissor

Vodka and Red Bull in Toronto.

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?

by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007

scomo

When you put yourself up for a job, but can't be fucked doing it.

And you think everyday is bring your wife to work day.

He wanted to be PM, but he's just a Scomo

Who the fuck is Jenny??

by 29gts11 January 17, 2020

Scott Hoying

A handsome singer with beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes.
1/2 of the youtube channel "Superfruit"
1/5 of the acapella group "Pentatonix"
Has a strong quiff game.

Woah bruh, that Scott Hoying guy is the best singer I've ever heard omg!

by AlyTard2000 November 15, 2014

Schuss in Boots

Someone who purports to engage in snow sports such as skiing or snowboarding but who instead spends most of their time in mountain bars.

She'll never make it down that run by lunch time, there are 3 bars on it and she's totally Schuss in Boots.

Is Nicky skiing today, she was earlier but now she's Schuss in Boots.

by Baggsy January 24, 2012

Scapoodidle

A Scapoodidle is a way of defining someone that you would just nut in the their oat meal then think back on the time you busted a quick one In their oatmeal.

Wow Yoav is such a scapoodidle friend.

by Fortnut.Buster April 25, 2019

Screaming Ginger

Screaming Ginger is an alcoholic drink invented by a retired midwestern State Trooper, father and husband of a law enforcement official. The drink is made up of 2 shots of Revel Stoke Roasted Apple Whisky in a tall glass of Canada Dry Ginger Ale. The drink was invented after both of the inventors children became teenagers and would constantly fight, argue, yell and quarrel. Being bald already, the inventor had no hair to pull out. He instead turned to drinking and became an amateur mixologist. The wife did not approve of his ability to relax without her permission, so the drink had to be developed in utmost secrecy. Screaming Ginger's soon caught on with family and friends at parties. While quite soothing and delicious, it is also quite potent and has led to many nights of utmost bliss when able to medicate himself and get a well earned respite from the constant caterwauling. It is permissible to replace the Revel Stoke with another apple whisky, ie. Apple Crown Royal.....

Mike's second Screaming Ginger helped him relax and hence he was able to solve a majority of the world's problems.

by SSsSssSsSSssssf;kljf;lkadskg;l October 16, 2019

shadow screenname

An alternate screenname used for situations on the internet that require anonymity

You might use your shadow screenname to:

1. check if someone has blocked you on AIM

2. hook up with random people through craigslist

3. harass people you dislike

by Moggraider May 7, 2009