REFLEXEROUS

(re-fleks-er-us) - adjective; The ability to dodge a freshly opened can of shit.

How reflexerous is that guy, cause I am totally going to open a can of shit on him

by Alpha Charlie July 16, 2010

released a demon

When you shit so hard, that your butt hole burns for a range of 6-12 hours.

"dude, i just shit so hard, I released a demon out of my ass."

by smartypants_193 December 11, 2013

Relax Hoss

When someone is being too much of an intense bad ass to realize their true dickish nature

Guy 1: I'm gonna kick your ass bitch!

Guy 2: Relax hoss, you must of Boflexed to hard last night

by GamerDude652 May 15, 2014

release the geese

An exclamation to signify a wild-goose chase (a pursuit of something unattainable or non-existent) involving many people has begun.

Often heard on money-saving or bargain-hunting forums, such as HotUKDeals or MoneySavingExpert, following a post about a bargain that other forumites will stuggle to find, but will search for nevertheless.

OP: Some branches of Tesco are selling the latest Call Of Duty game for £5.00!

Poster1: I will check after work
Poster2: Not at my local - they never have good deals
Poster3: Some greedy t*** bought all of them at mine!
Poster4: RELEASE THE GEESE!

by mvlwk June 1, 2014

Relaxi Taxi

A place (preferably a moving vehicle) in which you can go and relax

Reference from FRIENDS.

Phoebe comes up with a business idea about a taxi where people take to go and relax.

Can also be called relaxi cab

I'm feeling stressed out, might go to the relaxi taxi for a while.

by MAC 'N' TAN June 12, 2018

Reflex Math

A math "learning" website designed to torture kids and make them want to kermit sewer slide and go commit die.

Teacher: Why aren't you on Reflex Math?
Student: Do you want to see me kill myself?

by Amon128 February 16, 2022

happy release

What usually happens after a man receives a erotic massage from a paid masseur or hooker.

When Ming Ling was finished massaging her "John" she gave his hard cock a few tugs to release the excess pressure built-up during the erotic experience. Then she handed him a paper towel to clean up his happy release.

by FLthongboy December 19, 2011