by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024
by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024
(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
by anonymous_two September 23, 2008
Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.
X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.
by jhumigas June 06, 2020
Pleasuring one's self to a novel or any form of text that doesn't involve another person. (Not to be confused with sexting)
by Creepy Guy in The Library October 16, 2011
A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.
Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic
by Captain OCD October 30, 2022
1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."
2. Joe: "Earth is round."
Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
2. Joe: "Earth is round."
Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 07, 2017