Quiet Randy

When you shit in someone's mouth to shut them up.

I just couldn't sleep. He was snoring so loud I, gave him a quiet randy to keep him quiet.

by jinjabread_man May 8, 2011

Quirt

Where a guy farts out of his penis.

Did bob just quirt? Eww! Yeah i can smell it.

by CJ011 November 29, 2007

Quift

A combination of the words quick and swift.

We gotta be in and out, let's do the quift.

by boredaslemonade March 14, 2009

Slovakian Cock Quilt

When four or more men are in the process gay oral sex, and one man sucks another man's cock upside down. Then the man getting his cock sucked does the same to another, and this continues through the line.

Dude 1: Man that gay orgy last night was sick.

Dude 2: I agree, there's nothing a gay man likes more than a Slovakian Cock Quilt

by MegaMouse26 October 25, 2012

omfg quiet

what you say when the room is quiet jesperetto does all times

<Jesper> omfg quiet

by bodolo March 30, 2003

Quiet Quitting

Quiet Quitting is when you just stop showing up at work instead of giving formal notice. Like "ghosting" your job.

I haven't seen Jeff all week! Is he sick?
No dude, he's quiet quitting - he's never coming back!

by Quokka Cola August 19, 2022

Quiet

When Something Is Very Quiet It Is Almost Silent

The Boy Was Very Quiet When He Was Doing His Work

by Blitz Player August 28, 2017