Premature Evacuation

the feeling that results from leaving the toilet too fast when finished with crap

Premature evacuation
Dude: Shit man dont touch my butt. I just prematurely evacuated
Second Dude: Sorry man...i didnt know

by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008

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Preemptive Text

n. A text sent to a friend whom you are about to visit, alerting them prior to your arrival.

Phil - "Hey guys, we're about to go to Joe's house."
Zeek - "Does Joe know this, or are we just going to show up?"
Phil - "Yeah he knows. I sent him a preemptive text."

Jason - "Wanna' go to Steve's?"
Ralph - "Sure, but let him know or he won't answer the door."
Jason - "One preemptive text, coming up!"

by Stickboy142 August 16, 2011

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Premature Kojaculation

Early onset of baldness. Named for the Seventies TV character "Kojac" played by bald actor, Telly Savalas, who shaved his head long before it became popular.

"Are you losing your hair?"

"Yeah, Premature Kojaculation runs in my family. Either that or I'm growing a lot more forehead."

by Don Howard September 2, 2007

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prem

The white, frothy liquid that accumulates around the vagina during intercourse.

I went down on this girl last night; there was so much prem, it looked like I ate a powdered doughnut.

by lanky_indian March 27, 2015

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Premarital Masturbation

Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.

Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

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Prehandedly

A person who is under the the influence of alcohol and/or drugs way saying "beforehand."

I did that prehandedly.

by Snoopdoggydex February 22, 2008

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Premature Corneration

The act of beginning to drift too soon on Mario Kart, thus resulting in driving on the grass which inhibits your speed and more than likely costing you a few places.

Anna: Yes! getting up speed, gonna get back to first place in no time!

*starts drift too soon*
Ok, hold it out....No! I'm on the grass!!!!!

Rob: *Overtakes* Hahah I'm winning!

Anna: -_-" damn premature corneration...

by Annaterasu July 1, 2011

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