Dead Presidents

A complex sex move involving 2 well timed donkey punches and excessive ejaculation. After having intercourse, pull out and ejaculate all over your partner's face. Then give them 2 donkey punches, one in each eye. If successful, your partner should have a white face and 2 black eyes, like the thieves in the movie "Dead Presidents"

Daniel Radcliffe gave Joe Jonas a Dead Presidents, Daniel is not in jail getting flaming Dragons from his cellmate Bubba. And liking it.

by bradmcmil April 14, 2009

president

something donald trump is not

wow man i love our president because he's not donald trump!

by drememe April 18, 2016

President Bush

The President that is somehow "misunderestimated", and just found out that "a lot of our imports come from other countries".

"The reign of error, is over" - Robin Williams on President Bush at "We Are Most Amused"

by GamenDork September 20, 2012

Precent

Pretty decent.

"How was the gatho last night?"
"It was precent aye"

by jmals April 27, 2014

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

President

A leader of a country
Used by bts army a lot to describe Namjoon

ArmyA: what is namjoon?
ArmyB: president

by Animegirljungkook(ig) May 5, 2019

Black President Theorem

After hearing 4 separate people complain about Barrack Obama in a day; all without it being relevant to the topic at hand, I decided to come up with a new theorem... I copied this idea from Mike Godwin and his "Godwin Law". Credited goes to him.
"As white peoples' discussions grow longer and more intense in complaining, the probability that Obama being blamed for their grievances approaches 1."

Me: "Well, looks like I'm going to get laid off next week."
White guy: " psh, you know whose fault it is?! It's Obama's fault! He's trying to take our guns away."
Me: "I don't see how this relates .."
White guy: " You know he's not even American!"
Me: "(To myself) Black President Theorem came up fast in this talk."

by T2o8 September 15, 2015