"Phoner."
pho-ner: (n). Refers to the visible outline of one's pocketed cell phone when wearing tight fitting pants or shorts, resembling a rectangular erection.
pho-ner: (n). Refers to the visible outline of one's pocketed cell phone when wearing tight fitting pants or shorts, resembling a rectangular erection.
by spazrocker August 2, 2010
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When people get together play Texas Hold'Em poker and the first few people out of the game play video games while waiting for the next one to start.
You: Hey you want to get together with the boys this weekend for some Nerd Poker?
Me: Hell yes I do!!
Me: Hell yes I do!!
by Copperz October 16, 2008
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1. One finds oneself with (or intentially induces) anal prolapse (also known as the pink sock).
2. One uses the protruding intestine to choke out a Pomeranian dog.
3. One grabs the unconscious Pomeranian by the hind legs and proceeds to swing it around, hitting it against anything and anyone.
4. One throws away the bloody pulp of a dog once it resembles the pink sock, preferably in public.
1. One finds oneself with (or intentially induces) anal prolapse (also known as the pink sock).
2. One uses the protruding intestine to choke out a Pomeranian dog.
3. One grabs the unconscious Pomeranian by the hind legs and proceeds to swing it around, hitting it against anything and anyone.
4. One throws away the bloody pulp of a dog once it resembles the pink sock, preferably in public.
"I don't know if it was those biscuits I ate, or the Pomeranian Butt Noose... but I'm not feelin' so good."
"'When you see a Pomeranian, don't you just want to choke it out with your inverted intestine and beat the unconscious body into a pulp?'
'Obviously, dude... What did you think we were doing at the dog parks every Saturday?'"
"'When you see a Pomeranian, don't you just want to choke it out with your inverted intestine and beat the unconscious body into a pulp?'
'Obviously, dude... What did you think we were doing at the dog parks every Saturday?'"
by oooooKay Cizzzzzle October 28, 2010
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Get the poiner mug.A Phoner occurs when some one has their cell phone in the front pocket of their pants and their phone is bulging out and it looks like a boner.
Me: "Ahh Tommy do you have a boner?"
Tommy: "No thats my cell phone.."
Me: "Everyone Tommy has a phoner!"
Tommy: "No thats my cell phone.."
Me: "Everyone Tommy has a phoner!"
by iM BaLLiN01 January 12, 2010
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