Weedy Ass Persian

a woman who brings home men from local frats, specially bosnians.

That girl was a weedy ass persian, she gets all the men!

by KSKsquad November 21, 2004

Persian spike

when one grows out their toenails then gets a male/female to crap on them. then said female/male eats the crap off the toe nails.

"Ryley told me the other day he wanted a Persian spike"

by Omega Ford January 19, 2008

Persian Margarita

As foreplay, get completely naked and rub against each other. This will generate sweat. As soon as both you and your partner are glistening, take some time to just lick each other off.

Dan: Hmmmmm...this Persian Margarita needs salt.
Ella: Love me!

by Dan THB Jenkins September 28, 2006

Persian Kiss

When two dicks recreate the act of kissing. Also known as the gayest thing ever.

"My d-bag friend sent me an e-mail of a video showing two guys doing a persian kiss. I threw up and thought about killing myself."

by Beasley87 February 7, 2008

persefunctant

adj. To be excrutiatingly annoyed at Nams or Mlens. Commonly used in a scientific laboratory setting during times of extreme frustration.

Root: perse-from the name Percy, the character in Harry Potter who was always annoyed.

Dwight was persefunctant because Mlen failed to understand the significance of this word.

by Mlenda Bridges November 9, 2007

Persian Meatballs

The result of inserting testicles into an open anus. see: teabagging

Your wife ate my persian meatballs after she prepared them.

by MrAwesomness October 29, 2008

Persian Meathook

A sexual position where a women is performing fellatio and the man puts his finger in the women's anus and lifts the women off the ground so that she is suspended. This sexual position is not normally very pleasurable for either sexes but is normally used for those that are crazy.

Greg did the persian meathook last night, it was really wierd.

by Alex Rake July 14, 2010