Pecker Jockey

A person who runs around aimlessly with no purpose or direction in life.

Look at that pecker jockey joking around. He’s not paying attention and he’s not getting anything done.

by Haynuh_Maydee February 24, 2024

hooty peckered

To be overly upset about something or bent out of shape over nothing big

"It was just a joke, why are you getting all hooty peckered?"

by TimmyTooSweet February 26, 2024

DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.

Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!

by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022

Hell pecker yea boy

Means like hell yes, yeehaw

Hell pecker yea boy that was so much fun!

by Lamarspencer54 July 16, 2022

Peckerized

The mental state of a man while pacing around the house or elsewhere, with a fully erect penis. Typically leads to very bad judgment and poor decisions.

"Dude why were you caught in your front yard masturbating"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"

by CatFocks August 4, 2022

Pecker holes

Holes left in a tree by a woodpecker.

As I walked through the forest I couldn't help but notice all of the pecker holes left in the trees.

by Zombiej June 24, 2022

goose pecker

When a man pulls the extra scrotum skin evenly to both sides of his flaccid penis making a flapping wing motion and making the sounds of a goose.

Tom: I had gave the entire auditorium a goose pecker at yesterdays pep rally.
Eric: Totally awesome bro!

by cb4crackwhore August 9, 2022