payton

a hooker that is awkward in a lot of situations. She has mosquito bite tits and loves it up the ass

Damn why are you master payton

by thisguy25 November 5, 2010

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Robert Pattinson

The actor who plays Edward Sparklefag in the Twilight movie. A confirmed Anti, he has openly declared that he thinks Stephanie Meyer's writing is ridiculous. Before acting in Twilight, he played Cedric Diggory, a rather underappreciated performance. Poor guy should've read the book before he signed up. Ah well, he's getting paid, and he only has one more movie to do.
Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.

Stalker: OMG ROBERT MARRY ME YOU HOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: ....
Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: -leaves-
Robert: Phew.

by Fnord of the Bananas August 27, 2010

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Dolly Parton wine

"Full-bodied at the front, but bad in taste!"

Dolly Parton wines are dime-a-dozen, and just like the cheesbutt 'cuntry' singer... they are signs of nouveau-riche blandoise.

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

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Patronize

Getting extremely drunk by taking shots of vodka or rum, followed by shots of Patron.

A: Gurl, did you see how drunk Stella got last night?
B: Yea, I heard she took seven shots and then patronized.

A: OoO. Patronizing gets you fucked up! Amen to those who patronize.

by Chipothead July 25, 2011

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Bill Paxton

(adjective) - another word for a horrible actor. can replace the terms "asshole", "fucking asshole" or "douchebag". Can also be used as a noun.

"Don't be a fucking Bill Paxton", "You can act just about as good as Bill Paxton", "The twister blows almost as much as Bill Paxton" or "Go screw yourself Bill Paxton"

by Nonexistent December 24, 2006

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Patrónize

(verb)

1. To have fun with Patrón.

2. Including Patrón in current activity.

3. To make something similar to Patrón in comparison.

(also patrónized, patrónizing, patrón, and other forms)

1. Me and Becky were gonna patrónize Alex's party tonight.

2. Becky Patrónized my grandmothers home last night.

3. If we just patrónize that party, it'll be so much more fun! LOL

by Awhstun Faraii August 29, 2011

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