panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021

Paninizza

The combination of a panini and a pizza.

Person1:Woah, that looks good. What is it?
Person2:Oh,it’s my own recipe of paninizza.

by Gibblejits November 15, 2021

paciphallus

A penis being nursed on as a soothing instrument of comfort.

As the strenuous day gave way to the winding down of night, she lay with her head snuggled up in his exposed lap. Her lips soon wrapped around the enticingly flaccid paciphallus, forming a perfect suction seal. Blissful muffled vocalizing accompanied the instinctual suck-gulp motions of her mouth and throat. Exerting every ounce of his effort to remain soft, he ensured she could enjoy him for as long as she wanted.

by Paginas April 21, 2022

panionios

Panionios is the best team in the world. The most successful and historical club located in Athens, Greece.

Etsi gamaei o panionios

by Panionara August 16, 2022

Panicsplain

The act of not having a explanation while being questioned so making something up.

Jamie found my phone so I had to panicsplain who becky was

by Ricochet93 January 27, 2023

Panic Cleaning

Frantically cleaning one's home in anticipation of the imminent arrival of guests.

My spouse's parents are on their way over so I am panic cleaning.

by wilkinism December 18, 2022

Panic Buying

Business term, whose definition is: when you panic, and you buy.

Lucy was panic buying 10000 barrel of Russian oil because she was very panicked.

by My10InchHandle January 10, 2023