A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence:
If IQ < 70 Then
reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"
Else If IQ < 80 Then
reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"
Else IF IQ < 90 Then
reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."
Else
reaction$ = "Dumb!"
End If
If IQ < 70 Then
reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"
Else If IQ < 80 Then
reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"
Else IF IQ < 90 Then
reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."
Else
reaction$ = "Dumb!"
End If
by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004
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If you were scared by The Blair With Project, you're fucked up.
If you believed The Blair Withc Project was real, you're even more fucked up.
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most dangerous part of Eden Prairie. Housing Projects. THe hood. Uptown and Southside. Lotta immigrants. lotta dope. smoke up hella blunts. crack fiends and alcoholics. broken hoopster dreams. A bit a gnagbangin and dope slangin. Cops all ova. Near summertime chill spots- Nesbitt Park, and the Preserve... or the "serve". off Preserve BLVD> near tha mall and tha library and EDEn Lake Elementery. Bloods. Folk Nation sets, S. A. U. somali assult Unit. Golden Daze were 1998-2005
most dangerous part of Eden Prairie. Housing Projects. THe hood. Uptown and Southside. Lotta immigrants. lotta dope. smoke up hella blunts. crack fiends and alcoholics. broken hoopster dreams. A bit a gnagbangin and dope slangin. Cops all ova. Near summertime chill spots- Nesbitt Park, and the Preserve... or the "serve". off Preserve BLVD> near tha mall and tha library and EDEn Lake Elementery. Bloods. Folk Nation sets, S. A. U. somali assult Unit. Golden Daze were 1998-2005
YO imma go chill wit my nigga E-Free and Eazy at uptown westwind projects, u wanna come. Na imma chill at south lot. then go burn some trees at Neil lake, nesbitt, the "serve", Edenvale ect.
by Devonte D. April 1, 2009
Get the westwind projects mug.A malfunctioning psychiatric hospital hidden in plain sight. A place where paint cannot dry because the inmates lick it off the walls and lower their already substandard IQs and then stumble around babbling incoherently until the wardens return and paint some more. More accurately, it is a place where rejects from the rest of the internet (and life in general) gather to show each other why this is so.
On display here are the saddest of the sad cases. Brainless bimbos, the likes of which would probably be refused entry to sit in the audience on the Jeremy Kyle Show. The most spineless and gutless males who ever lived, each one so desperate for female attention that they even tolerate the most blatantly obvious cases of castfishing you will ever see, and then get upset with YOU when you point this out. The word devolution does not suffice. What you will witness here is actual human beings who have less moral and intellectual value than a late night American infomercial.
All of this is entertaining in a way, though, kind of like watching an old three-legged dog chase its non-existent tail. But you can only watch for so long before pity takes hold. You can only cringe so many times in a day. One or two smart people still linger at Experience Project, but only because they have a sick and twisted sense of humor and no qualms about mocking people of inferior intelligence. But to be fair, they do deserve it. You gotta be cruel to be kind sometimes.
On display here are the saddest of the sad cases. Brainless bimbos, the likes of which would probably be refused entry to sit in the audience on the Jeremy Kyle Show. The most spineless and gutless males who ever lived, each one so desperate for female attention that they even tolerate the most blatantly obvious cases of castfishing you will ever see, and then get upset with YOU when you point this out. The word devolution does not suffice. What you will witness here is actual human beings who have less moral and intellectual value than a late night American infomercial.
All of this is entertaining in a way, though, kind of like watching an old three-legged dog chase its non-existent tail. But you can only watch for so long before pity takes hold. You can only cringe so many times in a day. One or two smart people still linger at Experience Project, but only because they have a sick and twisted sense of humor and no qualms about mocking people of inferior intelligence. But to be fair, they do deserve it. You gotta be cruel to be kind sometimes.
Obvious catfish: Hi guys, I am a 13yo girl, I am new on Experience Project and I love sexting and roleplay ;) pm me xxx
Every guy on EP: Hey sweetie! pm sent :)
Random bimbo1: Dat biatch is stealing r thunder.
Random bimbo2: Hey u guyz I just got my period!
Every guy on EP: Hey sweetie! pm sent :)
Every guy on EP: Hey sweetie! pm sent :)
Random bimbo1: Dat biatch is stealing r thunder.
Random bimbo2: Hey u guyz I just got my period!
Every guy on EP: Hey sweetie! pm sent :)
by 1alwaysreading March 22, 2016
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