Somebody who pokes people on facebook and then holds on to their reply poke without poking back. They will often try to hold pokes from as many people as they can manage, possibly as a 'challenge' to themselves.
I tried to poke xxxx yesterday but facebook says she hasn't 'received' my last one - that girl is a poke whore!
by tt166 April 13, 2010
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usualy said when not wanting anyone to know what your talking about or for short
and its just a fun word to say
usualy said when not wanting anyone to know what your talking about or for short
and its just a fun word to say
you:"Im tired of this shit you wanna go poke"
bud:"yeah man i havent in a while"
some guy" POKE!! poke poke poke"
bud:"yeah man i havent in a while"
some guy" POKE!! poke poke poke"
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I caught my wife poking her pudding last night!!
Why do women always want to poke your pudding when yer having sex?
Why do women always want to poke your pudding when yer having sex?
by puddingpoker October 11, 2009
Get the poke your pudding mug.When a girl is watching Forrest Gump with her boyfriend, and falls asleep in her boyfriend's lap before the scene where Forrest's mom has sex with the principal, and then the boyfriend gets a boner, and thus, the girl is poke woke.
by DJ lil lip bomb brickwilla November 18, 2011
Get the poke woke mug.A game played by a group of men either in the office with co-workers or at parties.
It involves someone being the 'Car' (the guy who gets ridden) and a cardboard tube (the 'exhaust') from either a toilet or kitchen roll. (Length depends on who's playing!)
- The car inserts the exhaust in-between his arse cheeks.
- The other men take turns driving the car by fucking the exhaust.
- Each driver does this until they ejaculate up the exhaust.
- The winner is the driver who pushes through the cum drenched exhaust and pokes the tailpipe ('arse').
It involves someone being the 'Car' (the guy who gets ridden) and a cardboard tube (the 'exhaust') from either a toilet or kitchen roll. (Length depends on who's playing!)
- The car inserts the exhaust in-between his arse cheeks.
- The other men take turns driving the car by fucking the exhaust.
- Each driver does this until they ejaculate up the exhaust.
- The winner is the driver who pushes through the cum drenched exhaust and pokes the tailpipe ('arse').
Person: "Hey Grant do you want to play Poke The Tailpipe at lunch?"
Grant: "Yeah sure, but someone else can be the car this time"
Grant: "Yeah sure, but someone else can be the car this time"
by Morgan Wilde September 22, 2012
Get the Poke The Tailpipe mug.a true ass hole, bat poes came about when some friends where drinking government vodka and decided that it would be a good term for a douche bag.
also used when someone does something untoward
also used when someone does something untoward
by agentk666 April 1, 2010
Get the bat poes mug.the "nuclear option" of facebook poke wars. consists of posting a series of broken-up, quasi-threatening messages on the profile of the person you are in a facebook poke war with. the goal is to give them so many notifications that they will give up in the war.
*Posted on a facebook profile*
--i am taking the nuclear option--
--for this facebook pokewar--
--which i have, incidentally, just declared.--
-- however i have also--
--decided to take this one all the way--
--up the escalation ladder--
--right at the outset--
--because im cool like that--
-- and i have actually stockpiled a lot of nuclear weapons--
-- so now the choice is yours:--
--you can continue fighting this conflict--
--in vain--
--but just know--
--that this was merely--
--a small, initial first strike--
--a single "nuclear poke"--
--if you will...--
-- to demonstrate my escalation dominance.--
--you have been warned.--
--i am taking the nuclear option--
--for this facebook pokewar--
--which i have, incidentally, just declared.--
-- however i have also--
--decided to take this one all the way--
--up the escalation ladder--
--right at the outset--
--because im cool like that--
-- and i have actually stockpiled a lot of nuclear weapons--
-- so now the choice is yours:--
--you can continue fighting this conflict--
--in vain--
--but just know--
--that this was merely--
--a small, initial first strike--
--a single "nuclear poke"--
--if you will...--
-- to demonstrate my escalation dominance.--
--you have been warned.--
by CoffeeDrinker July 31, 2010
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