A Pokesan is an overly childish people pleaser, doormat, explosion of random words, a conversation divider when bored-
Takes a breath
-discord obsessed, stoopid, homie-less, low attention span person with a low quality ai generated repeated reply for all conversations who doesn’t have anything better to do in life than snore in a vc.

You're such a pokesan!

Pokesan by Eijiruu December 19, 2023

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Pokesan

A very elaborate joke based off someone who has an obsession with any game or social media app to the point of ‘living’ in the app and performs actions that only humiliate themselves in turn. Who also possesses a low vocabulary; often repeating words multiple times either while speaking or texting to a laughably ridiculous extent.

You’re such a Pokesan!!
You know~ That’s you in a word — an overly childish, people pleaser, doormat, explosion of random words, a conversation divider when bored, discord obsessed, stupid, homie-less, low attention span person with a low quality ai generated repeated reply for all conversations who doesn’t have anything better to do in life than snore in a call.

Pokesan by Smowl Mystrellia December 19, 2023

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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