Ping Paranoia

When you think you’ve got COVID because you got told to self-isolate by the NHS Covid-19 App

“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”

by JonE28 July 15, 2021

Ping pong

Something sentient species chase for endless hours to prove their worth, endurance and skills to other homosapiens, in order to accomplish something so pointless that we aliens endorse ant more than humans.

Humans: Ping pong
XJAY-563: At least you do something, unlike Jack who can't suck ass

by Jack who eventually sucked ass March 2, 2021

Ping pong on a pony

An expresstion meaning rough sex. Often used in public places so no one understands the meaning of the conversation.

Hey dude I got to play ping pong on a pony with this hot bitch from the party last night. It was so wild I could barily walk this morning.

by Demoness June 1, 2011

ping

- can be used to mean 'fuck' or to have intercourse with

- also used in virtual conversations to get someone's attention

- woah, that guy is soooo hot, i'd ping him

- dude, i was pinging you all night, why didn't you reply?

by blehdude November 22, 2011

Taiwanese Ping Pong

The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle

“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”

by Dr the Mr Buttcheeks May 2, 2021

Ping Tac Toe

The sequential listing of at least three past or present hookups on Gmail's list of contacts.

Yo, my ex Molly came online while I was talking to these two broads I slept with last week, Lexi and Nicole, and boom: Ping Tac Toe.

by Juanpobbers March 19, 2009

Ping

ping is a word used by weirdos which means “no”, or you’re doing the most. (originated in Olney MD, Sherwood) Usually used before or after a phrase

“he still kept perusing her after she said no? ping, dawg”

by Nïggër April 9, 2021