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Definitions by Blast169

texas ping-pong 

In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so
" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"
texas ping-pong by Blast169 June 26, 2016

pillumper 

The act of humping a pillow
"Dude wtf is Jerry doing to his pillow" "idk man he's a real pillumper"
pillumper by Blast169 June 26, 2016