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old bastard

by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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old son

one who is know to have extensive knowledge and experience in technical and social situations. A true work hard, play hard individual.
"hey OLD SON! come over here and show me how to do this shit
by Ol' Hayestak Macmilly January 28, 2015
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old cold belly badness

the use of a plate or ash trey in order to cure a stomach ache. By placing an ash trey or plate, which are aften cold, onto your stomach, it should relieve you of stomach ache.
Karl Pilkington "my stomach was hurting, i was in agony"

Ricky Gervais "what did you do?"

Karl Pilkington "i went and grabbed a plate"

Ricky Gervais "WHY??"

Karl Pilkington "Theyre sort of always cold...ennit"

Ricky Gervais "Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!"
by ljm18 December 10, 2008
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Old Wives Tale

"Dude I wanna know what sex my baby's gonna be"
"Spin a locket around ur wifes belly, depending on the direction of the circle you might either get a boy or a girl"
"Dude thats an Old Wives Tale, I think Im just goin to use an ultra sound"
"Fu** you smart ass!"
by Neil Strauss October 21, 2008
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Old Footage Woman

Hailing from Hulme, Manchester, the Old Footage Lady is a 75 year old woman who happens to be the world's oldest clubber. Trotting round without a care in the world other than to raise money for the NSPCC from pissed students at Footage and other like bars, she has been out every night for the past 30 years and raised over 60 million pounds for charity. She appears to have a heart of gold, but recently, the pressure has been getting to her. Local thug Dean Blair has started to take advantage of her. Using her reputation for being a charity worker, he sends her out to do the same job but instead of the money going to charity, it helps Dean Blair launder money through his Salt'n'Battery Chip Shop. Recently she has been spotted getting out of Deans car right outside Footage. She no longer speaks to the clubbers as she is too frightened, instead extending her arm holding the collection box.

However, an incident occured last week that could have scarred the woman for life. A young unnamed lass was dancing wildly on the dance floor, unbeknowingstly charging into the Old Footage Woamn. sending her hurling to the ground. The Crowd let out an almighty gasp as they thought she was dead. She did however survive, and the young girl was launched out of the club by power hungry bouncers on an ego trip. Dean Blair, amazingly, did not allow her to go to hospital. Instead, he sent her back in to finish her nights work. The woman is finally thinking of hanging up her boots, but determination to raise at least a little extra than usual, so she can keep a bit to give to her old charities, is driving her forward.
"Hide ya change lad, the Old Footage Womans about!"
by GF March 26, 2007
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old money

people who have managed their money carefully over many generations and increased the value of their holdings by careful financial management. Many of these people own a large estate and may also have a town house. They do not follow the popular fashion fads and wear good quality clothing that has a timeless look. Everything about them may be summed up in a few words GOOD TASTE and QUALITY
Most of the old money in Ireland belongs to the gentry and families with businesses established the 1800s and early part of the 1900s
by Criostoir Hulme September 25, 2005
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Old School Pervert

1. Basically a pervert but it's a more specific kind of pervert.


2. Best way to describe it is that they are very perverted and don't really care if you think they are disgusting and like being who they are.


3. An Old School Pervert, is good at what he does, he Respects women, and treats them well and makes them Feel Special. He knows how to treat a woman, and makes want to take off their clothes for him.

(Can be a male or female)


4. The Old School Pervert doesn't care if you don't like him or if you don't wanna get naked for him, theres always another target, and he will happily move on and find another. When hes done, it ends amicably and they both go their ways and the Old School Pervert finds himself another Target.

(once again can be male or female)
Bill is the biggest Old School Pervert I've ever met, and yet I love him still.

He's a Old School Pervert like a womanizer but probably worse.

She's loves to flirt with the guys and get them naked, god she's such a Old School Pervert.
by Azlein January 1, 2009
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