Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs

I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job

by Klo~D November 16, 2014

Cleaning Frantic

SOMEONES WHOS obsesses about cleaning and would go blastic if you make a mess

My wife cleaned for a whole hour! She’s a cleaning frantic

by WORDERSLIFE October 22, 2017

perfect for cleaning

A facetious false etymology for the rank "PFC" (private first class, E-2) in the US Marine Corps. Since PFCs are often tasked with menial work like mopping, sweeping, and picking up litter, this term is used either to mock them, or by PFCs themselves to lament their low status.

A: Dammit, Sgt Fuentes has us out police-calling cigarette butts all morning yet-a-fucking-gain. Why does this shit keep happening to us?
B: Well, we're E-2s, and you know what PFC stands for: "perfect for cleaning".

by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011

clean living

Golf terminology for keeping the ball in play on fairways and greens, i.e. “Keep it on the short grass.”

Roger: “Phil got lucky on that shot! Avoided the sand trap and got a great bounce out of the rough. The ball is very close to the hole. That’s clean living.”

Johnny: “Yep. Clean living.”

by yes juanito yes June 11, 2021

clean break

When you produce a solid turd, and your sphincter muscle cuts it off like it was playdough, and you don't need to wipe (but you still do)

There's nothing better than having clean break before your golf game.

by anonymous August 22, 2022

Clean And Safe

Since Portland Police is useless, you call Clean And Safe. No, they cant arrest anybody, but when you are bleeding out cuz the crackhead stabbed you, you will get better help from Clean And Safe than the actual police.

1) I had to call Clean And Safe today, some crazy lady came into my shop screaming and yelling, cracked out of her mind
2) 503.388.3888
3)What Jo-Ann Hardesty hates

by 503.Portland.971 October 30, 2022

Cleaning the cob

Sucking a dick

I love giving head, by that I mean cleaning the cob.

by Kivan123 August 30, 2022