The pseudo-hobo is usually a younger homeless man that is homeless not due to hardships or mental disorders but rather from disillusioned hippy ideals and/or an addiction to laziness and often crystal meth. Pseudo-hobos thrive in college towns where they try to land naive college girls, who will offer them a couch to crash on much to the dismay of her roommates.
They are most easily spotted by their grundgy apparel usually consisting of baggy clothes or hipstery clothing. They almost always are near a public computer wear they can get easy access to porn and myspace accounts.
They are most easily spotted by their grundgy apparel usually consisting of baggy clothes or hipstery clothing. They almost always are near a public computer wear they can get easy access to porn and myspace accounts.
"Dude someone has to let me borrow their phone! I just got this girls number on myspace"-Pseudo-hobo #1
"Shut up I'm busy jerking off on this public computer"-Pseudo-hobo #2
"Shut up I'm busy jerking off on this public computer"-Pseudo-hobo #2
by JTTTTTTTTTTT June 24, 2010
Get the Pseudo-hobomug. A hobo who lives in a tent on the beach, and is dragged away into the ocean and stranded with nothing but seaweed and salt to eat.
by A person wearing pink pants! March 31, 2009
Get the Water Hobomug. by ebefay March 6, 2009
Get the hobo sandwichmug. A guy that you will love and hate all at the same time. Has the most sexyest voice in the whole wide world. You will always want to talk to and never say goodbye. the crazyest person alive and he is my BESTEST friend in the whole wide world.
by the best person ever(maria) September 26, 2009
Get the the pimpin hobomug. playing hobo is if your're tired or sore and there's no place to go because you're outside so you just take a little nap or a rest on the streets like a hobo
Man that soccer game was intense and now I have to walk 15 minute back home...I think I'll play hobo for a while
by Dylowned July 3, 2005
Get the playing hobomug. a hobos mamma (or the black african monkey that burrows its tail in fertile ground and subtracts the lands nutrients in order to feed its young found deep within the forests of eurasia)
by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005
Get the hobo mammamug. by bratboi July 9, 2009
Get the hobo sexualmug.