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your country needs you

Why should I give a fuck? The bosses run the country anyway.

It really means "your government needs you" (to do its dirty work for it, usually by killing foreigners). It's because government can't survive without mass obedience that we should tell it to fuck off whenever it "needs" us. Down with the government!
When I need my "country", it's never there for me, so why should it expect me to be there for it in return?
by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004
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you need some milk

Kid 1: You suck!!!
Kid 2: I don't suck! You need some milk!
by FieryButter May 10, 2016
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Threading the Needle

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.
Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
by JaySteeze January 2, 2015
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Damn, I need some meatballs

When you've had a hard day and you just think to yourself, "Damn, I need some meatballs.".
(Will is pooped on by a bird)
Will: Damn, I need some meatballs.
by iamdehpwnx4r December 6, 2007
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needna

It's a short form for "need to"
"Oh, Why didn't I save this info? I needna restart my computer."
by Facundo Bey September 3, 2005
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I need the pan

A phrase used when a living being is getting on your nerves, and you wish to hit them with something that is used for sizzling bacon and/or serving spinach and artichoke dip.

Also known as G.T.P.(get the pan), I.N.P.(I need the pan), or I.R.N.P(I really need the pan).
I knocked up this girl the other night, and she keeps calling me asking for money. Man, I need the pan.
by Anastasia Beaverhausen IV September 20, 2009
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Needle Nipples

Nipples that taper off at the end, forming the shape of a needle. Often sharp enough to pierce human flesh! Ridiculously sexy and dangerous.
Hello. Can I see your needle nipples?
by FredBilly January 20, 2009
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