naposaurs rex

A person who is nappy large and fat.
Someone who is to the point where the look considerably like a dinosaur.

That bitch over there is one naposaurs rex.

by beava brown November 12, 2009

Napoleon

An 1800s version of Hitler who tried to conquer Europe and failed. Became Emperor by committing treason against his Republic. His failure to defeat Britain and Russia led to a coalition to overthrow him.

Napoleon can't blitzkrieg any more countries because the English Channel and Russian Winter are in his way.

by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

Napo

A shit and pointless event; usually with no warning beforehand.

Our music tech teacher gave our coursework back after the final deadline without any warning. It was totally napo.

by Gizmo3K May 11, 2009

napple

when the female is trying to cuddle after sex and the male is taking a nap

imma go get me a napple or i gotta go its napple time!

by c,j December 21, 2007

nanophile

A nanophile is the opposite of pedophile, pretty much. It's usually a younger person who has (although is not limited to) sexual fantasies about someone twenty-thirty years older than them.

Ugh, Evan's such a nanophile the way he crushes on Mrs. Bosworth!

by asdf12345 January 11, 2009

Dog napping

A term used to descirbe a fat ass lazy person.

Ay you fucking dog napping bitch, call jenny craig!

by candace321 January 6, 2011

Napopheliac

The sex disorder in which there is an uncommon sleeping pattern that usually results in abnormal amounts of questionable slumber-sum sexual activities.

"Oh my god you like to have sex while you're asleep?! "

"Me too, I'm a napopheliac!!"

by TwistedGypsy January 24, 2021