Murphed

The act of or getting murdered.

Wat it dookie my ninja?!?yall see that suckel at da club get murphed da fuck out?

by in4red September 27, 2006

Murphy Brown

When you are performing oral sex on a woman and she sharts on your chin and mouth. Diarrhea farts are the most common form of Murphy Browns. Sometimes leaving a shit beard

I was going down on my girl the other night when she lost control of her bowels and Murphy Browned on my face. I looked like shitty Abe Lincoln

by TheSpaniard March 8, 2010

Murph

a fat kid with big tits and a small penis who has no friends but thinks everyone is friends with him - also he thinks hes tough but is actually a pussy

-Murph gone give it to ya wit his big titties and his small penis NIGGA
-Murph thinks hes boys wit FNV but actually they all hate him

by gdads April 12, 2005

James Murphy

A extremly awsome HRHS student athlete that has lots of friends and the best gf ever. He is dominant in everthing he does.

James Murphy play 3 sports for his school

by Mr. Murphy(The Awsome one) January 1, 2012

Murphy's Law

The life that of Jenifer Ives. What ever possibly could go wrong, will go wrong. All life long. Period.

Having a day of complete disaster? Murphy's Law could apply here, I mean you're having a Jenifer? Happens to others from time to time.

by Sunkye January 2, 2017

Murphy

A very sexy light skin, usually takes dudes ankles at the park when they try to guard him.

Look at him, he's so dreamy. He's such a Murphy.

by MurphTheGOAT July 16, 2017

seamus murphy

Seamus Murphy a Spanish cunt that claims he is actually Irish, but he is lying. Loves soccer, actually isn't that bad. But still to shit to play for a national country. A Seamus can be given commands, like a program but be careful because if you give to many commands at once he will tell you to get Fucked. A Seamus Murphy can be a good friend although his Spanish background will piss you off and also eventually, you may want to kill him but you wont. OR WILL YOU. A Seamus can be a nice reliable friend who's greatest enemy is Naruto and people that say soccer is shit. A Seamus is cool fun but also a dick .
He is really shit at physics and thinks he can do french but he is really shit. Tells everyone that he is good at math but that is bull shit. If you come across a Seamus Murphy in the wild BEWARE they are bullshit artists and can be a pain in the ass unless trained well.
Remember a Seamus Murphy is...
- A good Friend
- Really shit at Physics, Math Physics and any form of engineering.
- Can sometimes be a really annoying dick.
- Is Spanish but tells people he is Irish. (Remember Spanish people are some time big dicks and steal shit)

- ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS

A Seamus Murphy is a big Spanish Cunt.

by BYRNZZzY June 26, 2014