1. A muffin you keep in your pocket when you are leaving the place where you got the muffin.
2. A sex act where by a woman is pleasured by someone sticking their hands in her pocket.
2. A sex act where by a woman is pleasured by someone sticking their hands in her pocket.
I am glad I took this pocket muffin because I am starving.
I am glad I took part in this pocket muffin because I was board.
I am glad I took part in this pocket muffin because I was board.
by Fatrazmo December 20, 2010
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Bob: Yeah man! I went muffin diving too!
Dave: Aw dude what the fuck?
Bob: Yeah man! I went muffin diving too!
Dave: Aw dude what the fuck?
by BaconBacon1 August 23, 2011
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Someone who constantly grumbles about life and/or complains about anything and everything imaginable.
My friend is such an angst muffin; all he ever does is groan about how terrible his home life is.
If you keep being an angst muffin, nobody will want to hang out with you.
If you keep being an angst muffin, nobody will want to hang out with you.
by Zephyranthia November 24, 2010
Get the Angst Muffin mug.Timmy loved eating Samantha's muffin, It tasted so good he couldn't stop himself from going back for more. Samantha was pleased to let him.
Samantha loves it when I eat her muffin. It makes her scream.
Samantha loves it when I eat her muffin. It makes her scream.
by JollyJay78 November 22, 2015
Get the eat her muffin mug.:::Supervisor Lauren puts a new policy into effect that is really stupid:::
Lauren you're a tard muffin
Lauren you're a tard muffin
by WornFromDisaster August 1, 2005
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according to her if you use her "formula" you can come up with pet names that are non offensive to most people and creative.
you add an adjective to something delicious and add all that onto an animal.
according to her if you use her "formula" you can come up with pet names that are non offensive to most people and creative.
you add an adjective to something delicious and add all that onto an animal.
guy: "hey can i buy you a drink?"
girl: "well sure you sexy muffin snake!"
guy: "i think i'm in love."
girl: "well sure you sexy muffin snake!"
guy: "i think i'm in love."
by stinkyburritomonkey June 28, 2011
Get the sexy muffin snake mug.A chode muffin is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it.
by Douchecake September 29, 2005
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