Minge strike

When one does not want to wash her minge because she's having a lazy day and wants to sit on her big fat fanny all day, festering.

Can't be arsed washin' it today, I'm havin' a minge strike day. Will ya still lick me out? ... when you've finished get me a bag ov chips from chippy cocker"

by Doris Mackeral July 8, 2010

Mingcompoop

An ugly person who is not that bright

Look at that ugly girl just trip over and drop her kebab. What a mingcompoop

by Gingwinja August 8, 2012

ming roll

When a Ming Mole sell you something at a rip off price normally in the car industry.

for eg. the ming mole sells you a paint protection, tinted window and other shit and you actually buy it. You are now Ming Rolled

by Davidf499 November 21, 2013

Minged off

Annoyed. Pissed off.

"Aaaggh I'm so minged off!"

by AdolfsAntlers February 6, 2014

Minger

A minger meaning 5/10

"You just a kissed a minger man"

by Brado_ March 19, 2016

Ming Woo

I love you, I am here for you & I care.

It is a way to share your feelings with your loved one, to let them know that you love them as well and have a loving and meaningful connection with one another.

Girlfriend: (saying to boyfriend) "Ming Woo?"

Boyfriend: (replying) "Ming Woo"

OR

Daughter: "Mom, Ming Woo!"
Mother: "Ming Woo!"

by SamanBabbi June 10, 2016

mingemonkey

1) A male fool obsessed with The Game dating system

2) A Mingemonkey McGee is the placeholder name of a suspect in a violent sexual assault investigation.

"he's a mingemonkey McGee that guy!"

by PatBateman2000 May 26, 2016