matahar

A fat jobless virgin who only types "cry" "ratio" and "own" on twitter with his 5 GB of mobile data and 10 minutes of electricity everyday. People named Matahar don't reveal their name because it is a huge embarassment.

This Matahar guy stinks lol, he hasn't been outside his mom's basement

by Jorge De Guzman November 4, 2022

maschavison

When you tie a noose to a ski lift and run figure 8's.

I'm really into maschavison, it turns me on so much.

by Kanye eastern December 3, 2022

matchcil

The two BFFs got married, and now their baby is something new...

The matchcil is so cute.

by jaebaen March 14, 2023

match fit for the pitch

What does it mean to be match fit?

Are you really capable of being here? If not you'll soon be found out!

Are you Match fit for the pitch?!

by Fatiodoors March 23, 2023

Match attax

Football cards you can collect, quite fun.

Did you get the new match attax pack?

by plaathe March 26, 2023

Martchant

verb: the action of griping your penis before ejaculation to ensure the cum travels at a higher velocity once released .

"yo dude when I martchant with my cum shot it goes miles ."

by ligmwaaa April 27, 2023

Malchancity

The state or quality of an unfortunate and unexpected outcome or circumstance.

A bird pooping on my car is an example of malchancity.

by Super_legitimate_scholar June 16, 2023