iron maiden

GAY ASS 1920's pathetic pretend metal which only 75 year old senior citizens listen to. MOTHER OF SWEET JESUS THEY SUCK AND SLIPKNOT KICKS THEIR ASSES ANY FUCKIN DAY NIGGERS

Dickweed: Dude Slipknot sucks. you should listen to iron maiden.

Me: You are a fucktard. ASS BAG

by iron maiden sucks April 8, 2005

Emo Maiden

It refers to Iron Maiden because they're the shitty band that started all of this wanna-be/bullshit music.

Fuck DISCO,Iron Maiden,Heavy MEtal,Mtv,Rap,Emo,Goth,anything-"core",Nu MEtal,Old MEtal,Grunge(u know that Pearl Jam horseshit),Acapella Boy Bands,Pop WHORES and music videos!!!!!

Fuck techno,ecstasy,gangs,fashion,crime,Prince and Madonna!

Emo Maiden is fucking homosexual opera!

by I fuckin killed Disco you little fags!!!!!!! ! September 12, 2005

Iron Maiden

I don't know what the fuck all of you freaks are talking about.Iron Maiden fucking SUCK!

Bruce D: "oooooh my weiner is the size of my pinky when it's hard,oooooh"

by groove or die January 14, 2005

Iron Maiden

A very OVERRATED and very unoriginal band who sounds like shit so what's the fuckin use?
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You can't disagree that they're overrated.Just look at all of these definitions these kids have made calling them the 'best band ever'.Uh,excuse me? How could they be anywhere near the best band ever when they sound like shit and are retarded?

Iron Maiden sounds like Homosexual Opera to me.It's like a more homosexual version of opera anyways.Sure the guitar work is pretty good but that's nothing unique.Lots of great guitar players in the world.Their bass players' alright too.So what.There's lots of good bass players out there.Their singer fucking sucks almost as bad as Axl Rose.Their songs are dumb.Their lyrics are retarded.They are not the best anything (not even the best metal band).

by YOU SHIT IN YOUR PANTS September 25, 2005

Iron Maiden

"Female" that put the fear of God in men everywhere. Had classic she-mullet with shaved side burns.

Dude #1: Are you going to the basketball game?
Dude #2: Hell no!
Dude #1: Why not?
Dude #2: I heard that the Iron Maiden might be there.
Dude #1: Shit, I'm outy!

by Zeke May 7, 2005

Ruler of Macidania

A well known authority figure:
Those of whom can not pronounce Macadamia nut are born into a kingdom under the rule of the great Juan Vito (named after don vito) and are forced into speaking Vitoish (a tonge in which you must make sure your sentences make no reason.)

I was once told i could become Ruler of Macidania because of my ability to speak perfect vitoish

by kitty February 7, 2005

spanish maid

the act of dressing up as a whore and role playing for your man.

Hey baby you wanna spanish maid tonight?

Phil so Spanish maided that girl last night...
hey man that doesnt even make sense...
it does if you were in his spot ;)

by Alex E #8 April 19, 2008