Dead Meat

A Person who's getting killed

Your Dead Meat!

by Rob October 25, 2003

meat bassoon

Old-musician slang for a dick.
Usually referenced as such when referring to oral sex.

"the first time I saw her,
she was playin' a tune,
in the orchestra pit,
on a MEAT bassoon."

copyright Doug Clark & hot nuts

by dave_CO February 6, 2007

beating meat

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.

He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat

by alcrsms November 15, 2017

Meady

ugly or not good looking

"bro she used to be leng but now she's looking kinda meady"

by em kayy November 18, 2020

two feet of meat

Suprisingly non-sexual term. Refers to the act of going to Subway twice in one day, eating a footlong sub each time and thus consuming two feet of meat.

Man I had serious munchies last night. Two feet of meat baby!

by Rage from rhuvok.com November 22, 2004

Meat Whip

When a man slaps a woman's vagina with his dick.

Kathy screamed when Doug gave her a hard Meat Whip last night.

by Brandy L. January 19, 2009

Meat Queef

A Queef possesing a massive coincidence to the texture, smell, and taste of an uncooked T-bone steak.

Mike Kelley was being such a Meat Queef last night!

by SpeedStick September 11, 2009