Louisiana Musket Loader

An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friend’s mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.

Figure 1: “I’m gonna give your mom the good ol’ Louisiana Musket Loader.”

Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”

by Your.local.dumbass November 25, 2021

we’re reliable with the ladies

Line from the Hamilton song ‘A Winter’s Ball’ from the Musical Hamilton.

“We’re reliable with the ladies!!” they yelled out, making their daily Hamilton reference.

by bloopbloop247 September 21, 2021

Loaded

Kickass song by Primal Scream

We wanna be free to do what we wanna do
And we wanna get loaded
And we wanna have a good time
That’s what we’re gonna do

by zutroy September 26, 2004

loaded dice

"loaded dice" is slang for sword fight amongst inter-racial male lovers... (see anaconda vs. meal worm)..

Jeff and Kenny were in the handicap stall playing with loaded dice.

by Judness April 19, 2010

Loaded

1.Somthing or somone soo full of it
2.somthing stupid

Bob:tom got an A+ on his test and now he is showing off

Luke:Man! he is so loaded

by Qwertin5 March 28, 2009

jnr loaded

Very very shit nu-metal / skate / grunge band that split up acrimoniously after some gay rock magazine had the temerity to slate them. Now used as a generic term for any band that suck shit.

"Jnr Loaded were expelled from Satan's rectum"
"The Stones used to be good, they're fucking Jnr Loaded now"

by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

aces loaded

The greatest rock band in the history of the planet. Known for rocking excessivly and kicking at money money. Originated in Lumsden, SK.

Character1: Dude, Aces Loaded is playing here tonight!
Character2: Really? Well dude, we have to go see them!

by FrickenAwesomeGuy November 9, 2007