Lisa

A girl who is seriously delusional and is cursed with never having a real relationship at any point in her life. She has many issues and a terrible temper, completely submissive, borderlined mentally retarded and is a terrible cook. Unable to give a decent blowjob, so bad in fact that one can actually be turned off when receiving one. Has delusions of grandeur and self worth. Also may currently have a loveless marriage.

Why did you marry the play toy, Lisa? Don't marry toys!

by ortesk November 13, 2014

Lisa

Lisa is a backstabbing bitch. She is a major red flag and should NOT be trusted. She fakes everything and lies about everyone. Turns you against people and makes people passed at you. DO NOT TRUST!!!!! Literally such a mf hoe that no one loves.

Person 1: who’s that ugly ass bitch
Person 2: oh it is a lisa

by Iwilrapeyouinursleep May 4, 2022

lisa gaming roblox

a retarded boy that faked genders

i hate lisa gaming roblox

by @gaming12999 July 24, 2023

hot lisa

a beautiful girl with an almost perfect personality and cute eyes, voice of an angel and a heart as pure as diamond, (if u find the right one she is the best u will ever find)

man you know my girl, she is defo a hot lisa

by STRESSED4LIFE20 May 12, 2021

Mona Lisa

A girl sent by a guy to get close to another guy. Her role is to get info on him through (conversation, text messages, etc.) Then she gives that information back to the guy, Then that guy uses the information to set the other guy up. The bitch is basically a informant (🐀). NEVER TRUST A BITCH. 💯

Mona Lisa to me ain't nothin but a bitch.

by Dead 92315 March 27, 2019

Lisa

Hottest Women on earth!!!! are named Lisa and thats that

She is so hot, I bet her name is Lisa. If it isnt, Imma call her that anyway

by Real men love their Lisa May 17, 2012

lineage 2

Ok Lineage is a realy good game..maybe not the best game in world but its realy good...im tellin you...its worth playing it...i'v been playing it my self for 4 years...ok more abaut it...yeh btw the is now LineAge 2 Kameal...so you start withg making a charecter you can choose Human,Light Elf,Dark Elf,Orc and Dwarf...there are many different classes for example "Tyrant" Is Areally good class for pvps(player vs player)...in this game you have big map very nice music and nature...you have to kill mobs(monsters) to rise your lvl(level) to get money also kill mobs (monsters) and other things also...if u want to play it then go to w w w.extremetop100.c o m...and ull find it...also in it you do quests you can marrie go for raid bosses...get in to clans.allys....you can be leader of your clan then later you can go on siege to take up an castle...of course other calns will be in war with you ...so ull have to defend your castle...you also have diffrent events its GM (GameMaster) who makes them.and many more things u can do there...enjoy it^^

Me-Hey.what up how u doing igor?
Igor-Ahh Hi Im Bored...
Me-Maybe Lets Go PLay Lineage 2
igor-what is that? is it good?
Me-yeah its one of the best games
igor-ok

by Zex_Skater_Dude February 23, 2008