Lindsey Lohan 

she was really cute as a child. and... now she's an extremely slutty whore.

"Hello everyone. Have you seen my cocaine? Apparently i lost it when screwing 3 guys at once with my gigantic boobs."
-Lindsey Lohan

Lindsey Lohan by raineyyylikebam May 3, 2008

Lindsey 

A girl who is an amazing girlfriend, wouldn't cheat, or lie in a relationship. Could be happy with the same guy forever. She is a great person inside and out. She will always be there for everyone but especially for her boyfriend. She is beautiful, she is on the short side everyone loves that about her. She's teeny and could eat as much as she wants and never gain a pound. People admire her body because it's just so amazing. Guys think she has a body of a goddess, no one argues with that statement because its true.

GUY 1: who's that beautiful girl
GUY 2: oh that's Lindsey
GUY 1: i need myself a Lindsey

Lindsey by Aborder October 23, 2011

weakest link

1: The Weakest Link is a game show in which contestants answer a wide range of questions while trying to earn more money with each correct answer. The show first started in the UK in 2000, but has been done in many other countries as well.

This show was most popular for its UK host "Anne Robinson", who probably had to be the most annoying bitch on television at the time. Her shrill voice and expressionless face just left you wanting to reach out and throttle her.

2: Used to describe someone whos intelligence or physical abilities are less then average.

1: "I'd like to slap that Anne Robinson around a bit and show her who the real weakest link is."

2: "Man, we would be winning right now if it wasn't for our damn goalie... hes definitely the weakest link"

weakest link by D to the S to the Izzle December 14, 2008

Sausage Link 

The male version of a Daisy Chain. When a group of men form a complete circle with each man both sodomizing and being sodomized simultaneously (it can also be done orally). This can be a difficult sex act to perform. If the participants don't keep a steady rhythm going things can easily get out of whack, breaking the sausage link, and sometimes causing serious injury.

Having participated in their first successful sausage link, Tom and Dave finally began to feel accepted by the seasoned veterans in their group.

Sausage Link by Colostomy Kid June 1, 2006

Don't feed me straight lines 

Usually in a comedy situation with two people, one is the "straight man". He sets up the funny guy with a "straight line" -- a statement which allows the funny guy to make a joke. Therefore a straight line is really a "set up" for a joke.

Don't feed me straight lines, young man!

Don't feed me straight lines by Da writer February 22, 2011

linked

1) hooked up in terms of material possesion or good luck; implying that you attained something easily which is benefitial to you
2) connect

1) that was a sweet deal, you got linked
2) let's link up later

linked by Clark E January 12, 2009

Lindsey 

n. A person that you can spend hours with or talking to and you never grow tired of. They are the only person that can make you truly have fun. These individuals tend to be extremely smart and have the most beautiful smiles and are usually blonde with blue eyes. Their presence causes you great joy and their absence only sadness. You only want to make them as happy as possible because their happiness makes you happy. Although you would give anything if they were yours, it will never happen. There are several reasons that you can’t be together and all you can do is dream of a life with her although you will never have it. But if your one of the lucky ones named Joshua or Jacob give it a try, she likes her "J" boys. The worst that can happen is that you'll fail!

Friend 1: "i guess she's okay"

Friend 2: "are you kidding? I love that girl... She's a Lindsey"

Lindsey by BigggaNiggaBlue April 27, 2013