Linger

Pronounced ling-er

That one friend in the friend group that everyone bullies but everyone loves him/her. Usually has strange outfits and has a another secret friend group that he or she is ashamed of. We love lingers though.

“Dude he just pulled a linger and pissed the bed”
“Why is linger chilling with the ops”

by Hotnigga247 November 6, 2019

Lindor’ing

Being a completely useless employee, while sitting in your car the entire shift

Oh I have to work with that idiot Cliff today? Fuck that! I’m gonna be Lindor’ing in my car until I get a delivery.

by Wings420 December 5, 2019

Linger

Short for malinger, someone who fakes an injury, prolongs an injury or injures themselves to avoid work - mostly used with armed forces

PTE Jones hasn't worked in months, all he did was jar his finger

Yeah he's a fucking linger

by Shshehbrkdhwma December 28, 2019

Lingerer

Somebody who won't take a hint and stays longer than wanted.

If Chris wasn't such a lingerer he would just go back to the city already.

by Thedogcourage March 24, 2020

Lindepoof

An adjective to describe Victor Lindelöf, especially when he plays bad.

*Lindelöf performs badly*

Oh for goodness sake! Lindepoof is at it again!

by playtheyoof April 30, 2020

Linner

The name of the meal that is eaten after lunch and before dinner. It is a full meal that is larger than a snack.

For linner, Lilly had a large bowl of seafood.

by WordyBirdy1 September 17, 2020

Lingering Zebra

A kind and caring person. Does not have anything to do with losers or illness.

Could maybe spend the night in a haunted house.

She a proper lingering zebra she is.

I know right? She proper kind and has nothing to do with disease or being a loser.

by Somebloke September 25, 2020