Get the lazerin mug.Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.
Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"
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The definition of Langer is the feeling when somebody comes in your room and doesn't close the door. Basically it's when your angry but too lazy to do anything about it
I got so langry last night when my mom came in and didn't shut the door. I couldn't be bothered to get up and do it so I shouted at her to shut it but she didn't and just told me to do it and called me lazy. The definition of Langer is the feeling when somebody comes in your room and doesn't close the door. Basically it's when your angry but too lazy to do anything about it
by Thatoneguythatisfunny January 28, 2022
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Person 1:”who’s that neek who looks like a malnourished acorn?”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”
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the bestest friend you could ask for; says meow occasionally, kind of lesbigay, and very funny and pretty :}
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