A vast and mystical place where souls are lost and diseases are contracted. Singularly responsible for the demise of western culture, knickers and Jackson.

Everyone that's ever been to Keesler: I'm feeling good about myself. Too good, in fact. Perhaps I need a trip to Keesler to remind me what a piece of shit I really am. Yes - that's the ticket! By golly, that'll cure me of everything good in my life!! Micromanage me into worthlessness because I LOVE it!!

Keesler by mrm5593 September 25, 2006

Get merch

kneebang

is the act of inserting one's penis into the "kneeslit" of another person's leg, and going in and out. The kneeslit is a slit between the thigh and the calf, which is formed when the knee is bent all the way, forming a makeshift vagina. Also known as kneesex.

"did u have sex with her last night?"
"no, cuz she was having her period. but i did kneebang her tho"
"sweet"

kneebang by michaelwenisapervert January 9, 2010

Get merch

Knee steer

When you use your *knee* to *steer* the steering wheel of a car

Used mostly when you have better things to do with your hands than to turn the wheels of your car.

Handy for eating, changing CD:s, putting on makeup etc..
Also great for air guitaring those awesome solos!

P1: So i was driving home from work the other day and the radio started playing Freebird!
P2: So what you did?!?
P1: No sweat. I just knee steered for 5 minutes.

Knee steer by B0hem July 28, 2010

Get merch

Knee Thin

Cast member in popular upcoming movie Halloween Ends which will gross 2 dollars in the box office

“Look! It’s knee thin! He kills Michael Myers in popular upcoming movie Halloween Ends!”

Knee Thin by KneeThinFanPageUnofficial October 19, 2021

Get merch