blow jobs

When a girl sucks n rubs a mans cock with her tounge and lips till he cums. you can choose to swallow or not

Mmmm salty!

by Jen November 10, 2003

blow jobs

when a girl sux on the males penis until he blows his load

"oh rachel that was amazing, Sametime Nextweek" Quote from Me to her

by 12'' January 29, 2003

JebusCrife

Jebus is a one armed mod at www.GATCity.com. He is a funny fellow with the colours of the British Empire.

JebusCrife is makeing the GAT RPG.

by Jimmithy May 31, 2004

A Steve Jobs

This is a modified version of the Hot Carl. Except this is completed while two individuals are speaking to one another on their iPhone's using the application FaceTime. While speaking to one another, one of the two people will proceed to defecate on their iPhone. Thus, performing an electronic version of the Hot Carl

Earlier today I was talking with my girlfriend over FaceTime and gave her a Steve Jobs. She loved it!

by Pyriel66 June 24, 2011

Dirty Jobs

The nickname of a very sexy man from MSU. this man has a huge dick and loves to show it to everyone he meets.

Everyone at the party was mad at dirty jobs because he took all the girls and had sex with all of them in 10 minutes.

by Dirty Jobs December 29, 2007

Joust

Another word for masturbation.

Raul was jousting in paul's computer.

by ITfag August 4, 2008

Jobsless

The state of a company after having lost its iconic spiritual leader who is trusted and admired by its employees. A corporation's equivalent of the individual's plight of being forsaken and bereft during economic downturns - both evoking the same magnitude of gloom, jitteriness and deflated morale.

Bob: "It's official - Steve is no longer at the helm, as of today. From now on we can only hope our ship doesn't hit the rocks in this fog".

Tom: "Yeah, it sucks to be Jobsless, it's like suddenly having to trust a rookie replacement surgeon with cutting open your brain."

by Saudade January 16, 2009