Jabber Gun

An essential tool use to increase one's emo percentage.

1 - Jerry doesn't ever write poems and cry so I bought him a jabber gun.

2 - Billy is Heel Fly, and therefore, doesn't need a jabber gun.

by Bowl Weavul July 18, 2006

Dark Jobbied

When you follow someone into a shared toilet facility and wait for the victim to start doing a poo. You then turn all the lights out and throw multiple rolls of wet toilet roll over the cubicle. This becoming the Dark Jobbie.

Stuart has just been dark jobbied

by Darkjobbiemaster November 19, 2019

Jabberwocky

a complete dumbass with no common sense

nobody is as much of a jabberwocky as Jim.

by bjay August 10, 2006

jibber

someone who's addicted to Crystal Meth.

"that jibber is mowing the sidewalk?!"

by guy-tarlos July 22, 2005

jobbler

jobbler another word for youre nob

Tom.b.man u gota huge jobbler,

j.sams;cheers man i grew it myself, gota thank ma mom's for bleesin me with this huge jobbler.

Tom.b.yeah i wish my mom's cuda blessed me with a joblar like ures agh well beta then nuthin aint it bretherin

j.sams.for sho bretherin

by Ben......... May 1, 2006

Jabbers

Refers to a certain cylindrical feminine hygiene product

"Hey ma, you got any jabbers I'm all out?!"

by Jabber Hater October 13, 2004

Big Jobber

Tupper Lake boys with cathart pants, steal toe boots, grimy neon orange and yellow t-shirts, and love to chop shit up.

person one - “who’s chopping down that tree”
person two - “oh it’s probably one of those tupper lake big jobbers”

by pigeonhead July 9, 2019