jared lane 

An asshole who likes to use girls for their sexual pleasure

Girl 1: he beat me

Girl 2: he raped me😖
Jared Lane: hey I know I am asshole

jared lane by Jeff Carousel January 11, 2017

Jared Militar 

A jararted person. The only word to describe him is "jararted".

Person 1: How's Jared Militar?
Person 2: He's Jararted

Jared Militar by Discorduser717 October 31, 2019

jared rock 

the biggest sex god amongst the nerds. Has a hot girlfriend and seduces underaged girls

Clyde: damn, you're such a jared rock

jared rock by Purple Sky May 24, 2016

Jared Sucro 

Curly haired short shitty baseball player. Has to red-shirt every team he tries out for. What a dusty musty crusty dried lipped loser

Jared Sucro? That nigga ass at baseball

Jared Sucro by JSukesIsAFAG November 5, 2019

Jared Katz 

also known as Nick Jonas

Jared is Nick Jonas

Jonasssss brotherrrrr

Jared Katz is jonas brotha

Jared Katz by rwrweewrwr January 12, 2009

jared and courtney 

verb when 3 people go behind a random building and start making out for 30 minutes, and dont care to stop when:

A: there are 2 old guys standing right next to them

B: half their grade is watching, and throwing rocks

guy 1: kid, look at nick and megan!!!! they're totally pullina a jared and courtney!

guy 2: man i know! ive been throwing rocks at them the whole time

guy 3: wow... there still going and theres 2 like 80 year old guys right there

jared and courtney by William Shakespeareson April 13, 2008

Jared Conner 

The sweetest, most wonderful guy in the entire world <3

"You're beautiful" said Jared Conner
"I love you" I said
"I love you too" he replied

Jared Conner by Lovetheworld October 18, 2012