2nd internet

When a company charges you an extra fee to use your already existing Internet connection for their service
Popular among consoles ever since the Xbox 360 proved that customers would be willing to pay more for their console over time than have a higher initial cost as with the Playstation 3.

Hey did you get your 2nd internet turned on for your xbox? The new cod is right around the corner!
No, dumbass. I use PC and only pay 1 internet bill. Fuck you for contributing to that bullshit.

2nd internet by ikeeprubberbandsonmyballs June 25, 2018

magic internet words 

Words used by enraged call of duty black ops II players's that are usually racist or crude

"HEY **** YOU***** SUCK ON THESE ****" - Pete
"Hey no Magic Internet Words" Tom

magic internet words by Slimetheboss March 8, 2020

chulo internet 

The internet of a laggy Mexican .

"This nigga got some chulo internet mah nigga"

chulo internet by ibvoss August 7, 2020

Dark Corner of the Internet 

When you come across some unrelated psycopathic or even erotic videos or information which you had not intended to stumble upon.

Dave: Man, you should have seen this wierd video I saw last night!
Tom: What happened?
Dave: I was doing some research on the French when I clicked on this link that lead me to five guys covering eachother in nutella.
Tom: Sounds like somebody ended up in the dark corner of the internet..

Dark Corner of the Internet by YAYAYA September 22, 2012

Send an internet 

Sending a message, invitation or other communication by electronic means. This includes e-mail, text, IM, Facebook invite, etc.

Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.

Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. Can you send an internet to Cameron, Katia, Corina, Ron, Kevin and Dave?

Send an internet by RogerTango July 29, 2012

12-yr-old internet kid 

The most common and suicide-inducing people on the internet. Not knowing what they are doing, they constantly reuse old or overrated memes, make cringey YT videos "for fun" (only for the revenue, which will probably be only half a dollar tops), or engage in senseless online arguments. The following guide will tell you how mental a 12-yr-old is.

Level 1
- Recycles memes for no reason
- Has a channel only for commenting
- Has iFunny

Level 2
- Overuses trending memes
- Channel has low subs but a crap ton of content
- Posts negative comments for no reason

Level 3
- Forgets about improv and comedy.
- Tries to be in the hood.
- Somehow has decent sub count but garbage content
- iFunny is their religion
- Overuses insults like "KYS" or "drink bleach"

Some dude: 12-yr-old internet kids can jump off a bridge
12-yr-old: kYs u normie ߷ sub for sub also join my giftcard giveaway

12-yr-old internet kid by Oshawottlovestacos September 18, 2017

interestify 

To purposefully mishear in order to make more interesting

Person 1: Yea apparently Bob and Sheila are going through a divorce
Person 2: Bob and Sheila are eating through a horse?
Person 1: What?? No, they're getting a divorce
Person 1: Oh, thats way less interesting, so I had to interestify it.

interestify by DarthDeadPool May 6, 2018